we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit
Ever read this one fic where you are like:
"I’m going to hell. I am going to hell for this, it doesn’t matter what religion I am. I am going to the deepest darkest pit in hell."
And you just keep on reading because you love it.
Every time a news site runs one of those “Which female star wore the dress better?” articles, I think they should be required to run another story entitled “148 Men Wear the Same Tuxedo, But Who Wore It Best?”
i told a boy i liked his hair today in class and he laughed a little and could hardly say “thanks” and then buried his head in his hands the second i turned around i think i made him flustered omg
the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far
goddamn look at that control
I just spent the last 10 min staring at this
SHE KICKED IT STRAIGHT INTO THE BAG
I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life
I don’t know what this is but I love it
this show is actually hilarious.
" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job
have a seat
men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"
but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch
fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash
Bury me in this.
Get buried in this, get found by archeologists ten thousand years later, get presumed some kind of monarch or holy figure.
Hey guys, I have a big box of 1000 peacock feathers, it’s probably enough to do this.