my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia
the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom
everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW
the true gay icons
ive been waiting for these gifs together in one set my whole life
Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair
Im fuckin furious
I’m reblogging this because I know it’s going to destroy some of you. :P
OH. My God. GTFO of here.
three instances of this gifset were on my dash at once, each with different infuriated reblogs below it
but I agree siR YOU MUST STOP
i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere
i’m pissing myself
Hear me out
-a 13 part miniseries
-doing a Series of Unfortunate Events
-incredibly accurately to the books
-directed by Bryan Fuller
Elie Saab - Fall Winter 2014 2015
#the moment I became a Dean!girl#cause it is the first time the curtain is lifted a bit#and you see the real Dean#and I am so grateful I caught it#because it shaped the way I viewed SPN#instant realisation there was something else going on#and once Faith came around#I was in hook line and sinker (via sleepsintheimpala)
games that let you save anywhere instead of making you go to save points
people should just reply to anon hate with this
damn dude thats brutal
Make Mr. Rogers proud. Both of them.
scarlet johansson could punch me in the face and that would give her a hug
this is one of the rarest shoots in which there’s photographs of her not sexualised
With school starting up all too soon (sorry for the reminder) I figured it was a good time for my etsy shop To Boldly Hold to have another giveaway,
There will be TWO prizes: ONE custom backpack and ONE messenger bag with the fabric of your choice!
There will be TWO winners selected. The first winner has their pick between backpack and messenger bag; the second winner receives what the first does not select.
To enter you are allowed ONE REBLOG and ONE LIKE per day. Each note gets you one entry and I’ll use a random number generator to pick the winner. (I’m not responsible for any tumblr fuckary i.e. lost reblog’s or likes.)
You do not have to follow me to enter- however, if you like Star Trek enough to use one of these bags, I’d say you have a good chance of liking my blog.
The giveaway will close on Friday August 15th at 9PM PST. The winner will be tagged in a post and I’ll also send an ask, so be sure yours is open. The winners will have 24 hours to respond to the message. If I don’t receive a response within 24 hours, I will select another recipient.
I don’t know the source for this otherwise I’d give it
but this is the most amazing solution to the biggest Harry Potter mystery